Thursday, October 29, 2015

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The A 2 Z Of One Byte @ A Time

More witticisms from former H-Block blanketman, Thomas Dixie Elliot.

A thought just struck me. As they do...

Does the leadership of Sinn Fein order themselves around?
Do they even drink?


Breaking News: Ministerial cars being run on South Armagh diesel. Aine Lawlor quizzes Gerry Adams


ÁL: Are you still in the IRA?
GA: Me?
ÁL: Yes!
GA: No!
ÁL: No what?
GA: What was the question again?
ÁL: Which question?


Does anyone know CPR?

Make way I'm a Doctor. What's wrong?
It's The Deputy First Minister. He's stopped lying!
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I'm outside the hospital ward of the Deputy First Minister, doctors say he is lying up in bed.
As someone who knows the DFM from when he was a child, Did he start lying at a very early age?
Oh yes. He started lying while still in nappies.
In what way?
Oh things like, that's not my shit I don't know how it got there and someone else threw up all down the front of me.
He was always going to be a politician then?
He would deny that.


In session ~ the council that no longer exists.

Marty McG: The IRA Army Council no longer exists. We need to come together to stamp out criminality and Paramilitarism.

Gerry A: Marty, you can stop lying, this is an Army Council meeting.

Marty McG: Oh right Gerry. I got carried away with myself for a minute there. Right. Is all the laundered diesel money in? Fine. And the cheap cigarettes. How are they going?

1 comments :

Dixie said...

I want Ireland removed from the name of our wee country @WillieFrazer

Northern? @JaymieBryson

Pause the video till I think this out. @WillieFrazer