All's Fair In Love And War
Freed from the LibDem paper shackles tied in bows around their ankles, Cameron and the Tories, have been returned with a slim majority but nevertheless a majority and are now free with the full consent of the British public to inflict 12 billion more of cuts unhindered and quite possibly judging by the make-up of the new cabinet delivered with a hangman’s rope.
Most believe it was the Tory’s focus on the economy that swung it in his favour but when the majority of the people are suffering, to varying degrees, at the hands of the Tories, due to their economic policies then logically it couldn’t have been that.
Since most of their self-acclaimed invigorating economic policies, if not all, according to varying institutions of economic acumen with their finger on the pulse, have proven to be fruitless and irrelevant to stimulating economic growth, and who have stated quite clearly that the Tory chancellor’s captainship at the economic helm has been an unequivocal damn failure, then surely it couldn’t be that the British nation are a nation of sadomasochists, or could they? But as stated, the majority voted for them and so we should try and discover as to why and against all opinion polls the British electorate returned such an unexpected result?
Could it be that unlike Labour, the Tories promised a referendum on Europe – in or out? The influx of foreign nationals is just too much for the down-trodden ‘Tommy’ to swallow and irrespective how deep the filth he finds himself having to wade through at least it is home-grown British filth. Ironic isn’t it, that with this grand gesture, the Tories in one single move, wiped out the threat of Farrage and his very public xenophobia by relying on the general British public’s xenophobia to vote them back in again. The ills of the Nation are not home-grown after all!
A reminder to the British Unionist working class who will lay down their lives to defend the filth that they wallow in rather than open their eyes to the reality that their filth is our filth no matter what side of the fence you view it from. And so it was.
The SNP romped home, well, romped back to Holyrood which is exactly where the Tories want to keep them and after their last referendum permitted by the English, it is exactly where they were told to return to. So all’s well that ends. Well, except for Jim, he of the DUP that is. They, the SNP, will demand more freedom over tax, more freedom over the NHS, and more freedom over whatever but that cold fish Sturgeon may exact more ‘freedoms’ from Cameron, the saviour of the Union, with pressure from her position of control in Scotland and she may rebuke Cameron over his denial of any future referendum to the Scots from the English for as long as she likes but we all know from experience that putting manners on people is just words, a wet fish is a wet fish ... there will be no referendum.
And as for those erstwhile defenders of the public good, the LibDems, whose own demise only fleetingly hinted at throughout the campaign, and themselves believing that the British public had forgotten or forgiven their treacherous demeanour, charged heedlessly in to the Valley of Death – ignorance may be bliss but folly is incomprehensible. Slowed by the drag of their own ball and chain of university fees, and like those gallant twats almost a century and a half before them, they were slaughtered. Cable, that old grand-uncle of politics was dispatched with the same vigour as Ed Balls of Labour – Balls by name but ball-less by nature.
Speaking of which, Miliband, leader of the sister party of the SDLP – the British Labour Party – has, without due care or consideration for Ed and the party, packed up his bags and fled to sunnier shores with his spouse in hand. No dole queue for Ed!!! The demise of British Labour, exacerbated with the rise of the SNP, leaves it in such a sorry state that even Lord Blair of Kut’s denunciations sounds plausible! The hunt is now on for a new Blair and Ed’s better half - brother David - is looking good at this moment.
The British Unionist election pack, soon to disintegrate after the election results, returned Fermanagh to the Red, White and Blue fold of Britain and where after making his victory speech in which he stated as much, Elliot, went on to indicate that he is there to represent everyone which includes the ‘shite’! The incumbent Ms Gildernew, removed from office, besides vowing to return, may now find herself marching up to the Crown buildings to sign on the dotted line and receive benefits greatly reduced by her party’s past support of Tory cuts and those likely to come, but that isn’t likely. She’ll find solace in some other party designated role for services rendered. She should recall though that the bollocks and bastards have had their revenge.
McCrea, who once advocated hanging out of a moving locomotive while singing religious anthems, and believing himself to be more reverent to the Lord by his sectarianism and racism, has been removed from office also and replaced with another UUP member. 2 – 0.
Was it a deliberate move by Peter to ‘honestly’ forget to append William’s seat in the DUP/UUP pact and thus help curb the preachers influence? Dodds, besides a high resemblance to Homer Simpson, may have requested such a move to smooth the transition from lackey to leader when Peter finishes counting his monies sometime this year and jets of with it in to the Cayman sunset – with or without Iris is debatable. The loss of one seat, offset by the gain in the East, and the removal of McCrea was a fair price to pay.
William, old friend of that other preacher now since deceased, along with that same preacher’s son, may have been building a challenge to Homer’s succession. The honour of the keys to London awarded for securing a bus contract to a Ballymena company of bigots coupled with some of Junior’s comments in stating what the crew of the Ark (DUP) would do and wouldn’t do in the event of a hung parliament seemed to portray Junior as an acting leader in the wings ... Homer was none too pleased as his Westminster profile consisted only of being ‘well known’! But homer can rest easy now that William has been nullified and Jeffery has been returned again. Donaldson lifted high on shoulders for his victory, by Poots and Co smiled deliriously. But one couldn’t help wonder if it was solely his victory that pleased him or more to do with having several men caress his thighs and buttock as they raised him....poor old Poots – ignorance is bliss!
Ford with his full attention focused on hiding injustices and his Unionist Alliance party are forlorn with the news of Long’s ousting. Once they held more seats than the UUP! How cruel is politics. But she, never down beat except when she loses, exclaimed delightedly that her vote had actually gone up – thank you Short Strand, and that if more people had voted for her she would have won – very astute. Next time Ms long remember to vote no at City Hall. Robinson, Gavin that is, groomed by that other Robinson of impeccable ruthlessness, ruthlessly and rudely failed to mention her in his victory speech. A condemnation in the first 5 minutes of his office – well-groomed indeed.
And so like before the elections, it goes on, never changing ... same old, same old.