Thomas Dixie Elliott with a piece of satire on a conversation between two dictators.
Big Bob:
"It's your disposable phone Gerry."
Kim
Jong-un: "Halo Jelly that you Jelly Adims?"
Gerry Adams:
"Ta sé myself mo chara, bout ye?"
Kim
Jong-un: "You get big murial like me Jelly?" You new dictator
people's Republic of Norn Eyeland. Yes?"
Gerry
Adams: "Well actually no Kim mo chara, That would be Marty and he'd be
Deputy Dictator of the New Republic of The North of Ireland."
Kim
Jong-un: "Where you Dictate then Jelly?"
Gerry
Adams: "I'm down in Louth mo chara."
Kim
Jong-un: "You make the fun of me Jelly Adims? I no speak like that, I say
South like South Korea. You in Peoples Republic of South Ireland smart cunty
bills!"
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dead....
Big Bob:
"Who was that Gerry?"
Gerry
Adams: "That Kim Jong boyo. Do you remember I sent you over to give him
lessons in public speaking?"
More than likely he would have sent someone over to get their hands on the plates for printing perfect $100 bills ,just like the sticks ..
ReplyDeleteFunny bit that bloke who impersonates Adams should get a hold of this piece and fire up a video of Adams yarning with other despots.
ReplyDeleteMarty I seen a show a while back were the FBI done a sting and funny enough they found out that counterfeit 100 dollar bills were well made in North Korea.
They rounded up a whole squad of people in a smuggling ring from dodgy money to arms.
I don’t think that got the printing plates maybe Bob Doh will be making a peace trip to see the other great leader.