Devil’s Due


John Coulter with another of his film reviews from the Irish Daily Star.


So you think the ultimate spooky pregnancy can be found in the two horror classics Rosemary’s Baby (1968) and To The Devil A Daughter (1976)?

    
WRONG! Hollywood has just spawned the most frightening birth blockbuster for a generation –
Devil’s Due.
    
It’s the petrifying tale of newly-weds who discover they have a honeymoon pregnancy.

But as the wife’s bump grows bigger, so does her creepy behaviour and the fear a very sinister force is behind the child in the womb. 

Heart throb Zach Gilford as the expectant dad needs all his hero skills from the crime thriller The Land Stand to fight off satan. 

But the forces of evil haven’t counted on the bevvy of babes led by the wacky wife Allison Miller
from the hit sci-fi TV series Terra Nova.

Amorous Allison is supported by a stunning performance from the super sexy Steffie Grote from the
popular horror, American Vampire.

And keep an eye open for the drop dead gorgeous Catherine Kresge, who was bloomin’ marvellous
in the Bruce Willis masterpiece, A Good Day To Die Harder.

3 comments:

  1. Hardly a film review. More like a dirty old man who goes to see films because women are in it.

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  2. @ Mal lol yep U can almost hear his feverish mental masturbation session underpinning the words... John Coulter oft states he is a born again Christian - we now also know he has a penchant for the Devil... and of course hot women and one with the impregnated devil in her womb ramps up his cheap thrill factor...

    If it smells Masonic it is Masonic and his Green Sash book (insert a snort of laughter) is bright Orange with cum stains no doubt on it.

    U r a disgrace Coulter and have the intellect of a pin. Ride ur goat out of here. Your film reviews r nothing more than wankerdom rants I feel tainted from casting my eyes on ur crapheap of words. But I do realise any attention u get makes u hard so I will desist from further insults.

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  3. If it smells Masonic it is Masonic and his Green Sash book (insert a snort of laughter) is bright Orange with cum stains no doubt on it.

    That's bordering on blasphemy and or sacrilegious saying John would have cum stains on his orange sash. Maybe he simply has cum stains on the pillow pillow after thinking about the actresses he drools over..

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