1,000 new jobs for Belfast they say...
Hooray!
The politicians are there, smugly grinning and nodding. The cameras are there to record the smugness of it all.
£3.3M in government grants.
Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness said - as he absolutely glowed with smugness - that 'securing this major investment over competitors in other regions is an important win.'
Hold the fuck on. Isn't that Stream? Aye Stream which was inwardly invested in Derry - stroke - where Marty lives.
Who just farted?
Where they were offered £2.3m in government subsidies and pocketed £1.2m before they outwardly fecked off.
Are the prawn sandwiches off?
Aye there's a stink alright and it's the stink that comes when politicians are full of shit.
On the day we hear that the North, in particular Derry and Strabane will be most affected by Tory cuts we hear that Stream have landed again with what will likely be temporary jobs ....
Pissst!
Yes boss.
Have you the £3.3M?
And is the plane ready?
Yes boss.
Then phone Invest NI and tell them redundancies will take place due to the loss of a major contract to another vendor.
Epilogue:
'And you worked with Stream? Very good...Hmmm... let me see...Nothing.'
You'll have to pick up a bit of rubbish and you never know Stream might be back...Back...Back!
Maeve McLauglin's mad and Marty McGuinness is glad...
ReplyDeleteI thought Maeve had learned her lesson around the time Derry was awarded the UK thingy. She was mad and then Marty was glad and all of a sudden all were glad....
So glad that all were hugging when Derry was rubber-stamped the UK thingy...Especially Maeve - she hugged rings round her.
Whats Maeve mad at this time? Stream of course - the crowd who are having a Lanigans Ball with government funding...stepping in and stepping out again.
And of course Marty...He was so glad with the way Stream was flowing that he glowed. Or was that a reddener?
Anyway, I was wondering, is Maeve allowed to be mad this time while the boss is otherwise glad in order to fool the Derry wans what vote?
You know what I mean...
The old protest outside while they feast inside tactic so often the thing of shinners.
Or is Maeve getting an earful?
If she doesn't watch her step Maeve could end up doing 'community work'...
Witty as always Dixie. The comment is as good as the piece!
ReplyDeleteThats funny. I didn't get it at the start, then I just read the story on the BBC..Now I do get it.
ReplyDeleteDixie don't forget it was the same day 5,000 jobs and chq for 80million from Europe went out the window...
As for this picking up rubbish, street sweeping scheme some bright spark thought out. All anyone has to do is, first day trip over a brush..Sick note, off work with a bad back..Who pays then?
Later in Stormont...
ReplyDelete“Anyway Pete where are we off to next?”
“Been looking at these brochures Marty. Dubai could be good for inward investment, sand for a start. Builders need sand.”
"We could create a few new beaches, a boast to tourism 'n all that."
"We could look at their beaches while we're there Marty."
“No harm in tryin’ Pete…Nothing beats a couple of triers, eh?”
“Marty you do know that questions are being asked about the cost of these trips.”
“No problem Pete I’ll tell our lot to wind up your lot and no one will hear the crying fuckers for all the rioting and road blocking.”
"Marty, that lop-sided smile of yours..."
"What about it?"
"It can be a little unnerving at times."
Dixie a cara you know its a con job when the spokeswoman for Stream described Martybroy and Pete the punt as outstanding political leaders, which in estate agent terms really means a couple of wallies.and when they fuck off out of Belfast,which they will do,noone in infest NI will be held to account for this waste of public money as usual,
ReplyDeleteThere all at it, Corrupt as fuck.
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