Royals look to sing 'God Save Eire Queen': UK wants South to be new Jocks

By AM Sunday, October 27, 2013

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Dr John Coulter with a piece that initially featured in the Irish Daily Star on 16 Ooctober 2013

Bringing the South back into either the UK or the Commonwealth – that's the only reason English Queen Bess and her fellow Royals are coming to Ireland in 2016 to mark the centenary of the Easter Rising.

The waters were successfully tested two years ago when Bess laid a wreath at Dublin's Garden of Remembrance, dedicated to those who had fought the Brits.

Later she walked on the hallowed Croke Park turf, scene of the notorious November 1920 Bloody Sunday massacre of GAA fans by British troops.

There are real fears Scottish nationalists will win next year's independence referendum.

The billions of pounds saved in saying 'bye bye Jock' could fund the South's return to a new Union.

While the Dublin Rising was yet another Glorious Failure in a long line of military disasters by republicans, Queen Bess's presence at the centenary bash will send the message to the Irish – no hard feelings, so come back into the fold!

In fact, the South might never have left the Union if that pig-headed General Maxwell had not insisted on having the Rising leaders shot by firing squad, especially Connolly who although wounded, was strapped into a chair to meet his Maker.

Another piece in the Union jigsaw is the Dublin administration seriously considering a public apology to the UK for allowing the 26 Counties to be used as a base for shooting and bombing raids into the North by the IRA and INLA.

You need only read the Military Ten Commandments – the 10 key times in history that republicans have screwed up against the British to realise that the political experiment known as the Republic, has flopped miserably.

The First Commandment: 1641, FAILED as the Catholic rebellion was crushed by the Cromwellian forces.

Second: 1690, FAILED, King Billy hammered James at the Boyne and heralded the Protestant Ascendancy.

Third: 1798, FAILED, the United Irishmen were routed in a series of decisive battles.

Fourth: 1840s, FAILED, the Fenian Movement was obliterated and many of its members fled to America.

Fifth: 1916, FAILED, Easter Rising, even Dublin Catholics spat on the Irish Volunteers being led into captivity.

Sixth: 1921, FAILED, lost the Tan War as Brits forced republicans to sign the Treaty, sparking the equally bloody Irish Civil War.

Seventh: 1945, FAILED, the combined IRA/Nazi plot to invade the North imploded after Hitler shot himself.

Eighth: 1962, FAILED, IRA Border campaign crushed by B Specials' ruthlessness.

Ninth: 2007, FAILED, Provos forced to decommission after Brits sucked Shinners into Stormont partitionist parliament.

Tenth: 2013; FAILED, dissident republicans' 'Long War' averted as their groups heavily infiltrated by massive network of touts and agents.

Religiously too, the South is ripe to move back with the North given the collapse of the Irish Catholic Church.

At the rate the Christian Pentecostal movement is growing in the South, within five to seven years, there will be more 'born again believers' in the South than in the North, according to leader pastors.

Ironically, the 'danger' which Pentecostalism posed to undermining the Republic was recognised by the late INLA boss Dominic 'Mad Dog' McGlinchey.

He sanctioned the Sunday evening massacre at the Mountain Lodge Pentecostal Church at Darkley in November 1983 in which three elders were murdered and up to 40 bullets fired at the 26 children in the building.

It was claimed by the Catholic Reaction Force, and was a deliberate attempt to 'mark the cards' of the Pentecostal movement in the same way that Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe's Patriotic Front terrorists butchered 13 Pentecostal missionaries and their kids at the Vumba in 1978.